A librarian, a rockstar action figure, and something called irony
' Twas quiet and rainy one Sunday afternoon – perfect weather for watching TV, movies… Buffy, in this case. Two friends sat, absorbing Giles' wit, when, quite suddenly, Emily audibly gasped, causing Tiffany to burst into hysterical laughter. "They can't hurt Ripper!" Emi squealed, dismayed, as her favorite character was injured. "Someone has an unhealthy obsession with a certain librarian," came Tiff's knowing taunt. "You shut your dirty mouth, or I'll destroy that little Gerard doll of yours!" Midget threatened, only to hear Resident Way Addict yell "ACTION FIGURE!" It remained silent mere seconds, before both defiantly yelled, simultaneously, "I'm telling Will!"
